Movies I’d love to see: THE HUMAN SHANAPEDE

“A coach mad with power unleashes his monstrous plan for NFL domination by creating the ultimate quarterback.  With the inhuman offensive genius of Kyle Shanahan, the unparalleled clutch performance of Rex Grossman, and the breathtaking mullet of the great John Beck; Mike Shanahan has defied God and Roger Goodell himself to make…. THE HUMAN SHANAPEDE!”

The Human Shanapede

This Summer, the greatest offensive weapon of all time takes the field…. And takes a shit in Kyle’s mouth.


…Too far?